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How to Traumatize Your Children

7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill

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By Knock Knock

Illustrated by Bradley R. Hughes

Formats and Prices

Price

$12.00

Price

$16.00 CAD

Format

Trade Paperback

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Trade Paperback $12.00 $16.00 CAD

Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you’re bound to succeed!

  • Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting!
  • Choose a personal trauma style—controlling, indulgent, and more!
  • Paperback; 4.5 x 6.5 inches; 144 pages
  • Written by Knock Knock

On Sale
Jun 1, 2011
Page Count
144 pages
Publisher
Knock Knock
ISBN-13
9781601063090

Knock Knock

About the Author

Knock Knock is a maker of clever office supplies—notepads, sticky notes, journals and planners—and card decks, books, and other gifts that bring wit, heart, and productivity to everyday life. Their mission is to create products that help you accomplish your goals, express your feelings, and laugh at the absurdity of modern existence—and they consider list-making and humor to be essential forms of self-care.

Knock Knock was founded in 2002 by Jen Bilik, and in 2018 joined forces with Em & Friends, the fellow stationery and gift product company founded by Emily McDowell. In 2022, the small-but-mighty Knock Knock and Em & Friends team became part of the family at Union Square & Co., contemporary book publisher and product company.

Put the fun in functional and make a list with #knockknockstuff!

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