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Joey Green

About the Author

Joey Green is the author of thirty books, including How They Met, Polish Your Furniture with Panty Hose, You Know You’ve Reached Middle Age If…, and The Mad Scientist Handbook. A native of Miami, Florida, he is a former contributing editor to National Lampoon and a former advertising copywriter at J. Walter Thompson. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife two daughters.

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